BUS TRIP TO ILOCOS!

Last week pumunta ako ng Ilocos para umattend ng debut ng kaibigan ko.  Lapit diba?
Ok lang naman pumunta sa Ilocos, alam niyo naman mahilig ako sa adventure diba?  kung hindi niyo alam, ngayon alam niyo na.

Ang ayaw ko lang sa Ilocos eh yung biyahe papunta dun.  Naku!  Antagal 12hrs ata o 10hrs.  Nagcommute kami kaya sa Bus kami sumakay.  Nung una akala ko masaya yung Bus part kasi nga nung bata pa ako, laging enjoy yung Bus trip pag Field Trip.

Mga masasayang Gawain sa Bus pag Field Trip:
1. Kwentuhan
2. Kantahan
3. Tawanan
4. Bigayan ng Baon
5. Kulitan

Pag ginawa mo yang mga bagay na yan sa Bus papuntang Ilocos eto ang mga epekto:

1.Kwentuhan- Mauubusan kayo ng kwento.  Sa haba haba naman ng biyahe, baka pati mga hugis ng kulangot niyo nung grade 3 mapag usapan niyo pa.

2.Kantahan- Pag bigla kang kumanta sa Bus pag titinginan ka ng ibang mga pasahero.  Tska nakakaistorbo naman sa mga natutulog

3.Tawanan- tulad ng kantahan, hindi din to pwede malakas, ampangit naman tumawa ng hindi malakas diba?  para kang nagpapacute na malandi na ewan.  "Hihi" try mo tumawa ng "Hihi" sa inuman ninyo ng mga lalaki mong kaibigan, tignan natin kung hindi ka mapagtripan.

4.Bigayan ng Baon- sa tagal ng biyahe eh bka hindi pa kayo nkakaalis ng maynila ubos na lahat yan chichirya niyo.

5.Kulitan- mapapagod kayo sa kakakulitan.  Magkakapikunan lang kayo, lalo na pag pagod at inaantok ka na tapos may nangingiliti sayo na ewan.

13 kaming magkakaibigan na nasa Bus, tapos 2 lang ang pwedeng magkatabi.  So merong isang maswerteng may makakatabi na hindi niya kilala.  Lagi namin sa kanya sinasabi na baka amoy putok, o mukang manyakis na lalaki ang makakatabi niya, pero positive thinker siya, lagi niya sinasabi na chix ang makakatabi niya.

Alam niyo ba kung alin ang nakatabi niya?  Combined nung 2 naming theory.

Mukang manyakis na Babae(Chix) haha

Hindi naman mukang manyakis, hindi lang kagandahan.  Talagang inaabangan pa namin ang bawat pumapasok para lang malaman kung sino ang makakatabi niya eh.  Pag pasok nung babae, andami pang bitbit na plastic, tawanan kami eh, kaso yung tawa lang na tahimik, "hihi" lang para hindi mapahiya si ate.  Tapos naman for some reason after mga ilang minuto, biglang lumipat yung babae sa harapan ng Bus, nakaupo siya dun sa hagdan palabas ng Bus.  Maaring naasar siya sa mukha ng kaibigan ko, o marahil naman naramdaman niya na pinagtatawanan namin siya.  Who knows, hanggang ngayon nababalot padin ng misteryo ang paglipat ng misteryosang babae na yun.

Part 2 Stop Overs Sa biyahe meron kayong 3 stop overs.  And they all suck!

1st Stop Over: Karinderya and Mamihan in the Middle of Nowhere

Maliit na kainan sa gitna ng daan, sa gilid pala, kung sa daan nasagasaan sila diba?  Ang onti ng ulam sa karinderya, tapos yung ulam nila matabang, yung sabaw nila maalat, yung tubig nila matamis.  Nagkapalit palit ata mga ingredients nila nung ginagawa mga binebenta nila eh.

2nd Stop Over: Tindahan ng Bibingka

Tindahan to ng Bibingka.  Yun lang.  ay may banyo din pala!, bibingkahang may banyo.  Iba yung bibingka nila sa ilocos, hindi tulad ng bibingka natin na kinakain natin pag simbang gabi.  Sa kanila malagkit na bibingka, as in malagkit tapos maliliit.  Sa sobrang lagkit didikit sa bubong ng dila mo, tapos napakahirap tanggalin, matatanggal mo lang pag ginamit mo daliri mo.  Pero masarap naman, pag marami nga lang kinain mo mauumay ka.

3rd Stop Over: Ticket for Noodles

 Dito sa stop over na to ibibigay mo yung ticket sa bus at bibigyan ka nila ng Cup Noodles… oh diba?  yan ang tunay na "Instant Noodles!" get it?  Get it?  No?  haha Korny!  Grabe yung banyo dito sa stop over na to, sobrang dumi, meron nang tumutubo na kabute sa inidoro.  Gusto ko pa naman "magbawas" nung mga panahon na yun.  Kaso napakadumi ng inidoro di ako makaupo, ayun hindi tuloy ako NAKATAE ng bonggang bongga.

Pero after naman ng Bus Trip na yun, nakapunta na kami ng Ilocos, grabe ang ganda sa Ilocos, Foods, Sights, kaya it's all worth it naman.  Try niyo pumunta, at least handa na kayo sa kung ano ang haharapin niyo sa Bus trip diba? XD

Sembreak FUN vs Not Fun

Reasons why sembreak is so damn FUN!


1. Your Ass can kiss your couch ALL DAY!
2. You Surf the net for FUN!
3. You don't have to worry about Deadlines
4. You Get to choose when to wake up
5. Bathing is Optional
6. I get to Watch Anime undisturbed!
7. ADVENTURES With my AWESOME Friends
8. You get to eat at your house!  No charge!
9. You get to watch awesome shows that you can't normally watch because of your goddamn schedule.
10. You never have to worry about being late for a subject
11. You don't have to worry about forgetting your I.D.
12. and the Best of All...  The Toilet is just a walk away.(I don't like shitting in school, have you seen a toilet in a boy's restroom?)

Reason Why Sembreak is not that FUN


1. No school means no allowance
2. You eventually run out of anything to do
3. and worst of all…You'll miss your "kulitan" with your friends.


1st sem DONE!  2nd sem….HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

H to the R to the M

HRM a very popular course known to almost everybody, understood by few, and loved by the people who experienced the joy of it....well...not all of them.

As you know HRM stands for Hotel and Restaurant Management. It is a course where the students are molded into people that can manage hotels and/or restaurants...DUH? haha. In this PROGRAM(Program is course, and Course apparently means subject...weird huh?) you will take courses such as:

The Great and Annoying Minor Subjects:

ComArts:(Communication Arts[English Reading + English Writing Combo])


Filipino:(ahh yes...the pain of making research papers)


History:(The Subject where you recall ugly dead dudes that made an awesome change)


Computer:(The Subject where you use a computer for studying and not playing...SICK!)


Logic: Like Math but minus the numbers and plus on the insanity(quite easy if you understand the lesson but if you miss out on just a tiny detail you will rot like morning drool)


Basic Finance: a subject about money. Sounds fun right? WRONG! it's boring like the President's SONA! you'll study laws involving money, the history of money and bank, and loans.

THE MAJORS A.K.A the "Major Pain in the ASS"

Food Safety and Sanitation:(Knowing the right way of handling foods[Very Informative and FUN!]


Tourism:(Weird huh? HRM dudes studying about tourism? It actually makes sense because it teaches us about Hotels and Stuff.."


Culinary Arts:(Oh Boy! My Fave! Cooking, cooking and more cooking! the bad side is you have to constantly pay for the ingredients and sometimes you're the one who buys and carries shit-loads of ingredients.)


Management and Marketing:(This one is the real deal. It sometimes depends on your professor in whether you will pass this subject or not. If you're lucky you'll get someone who is fun and very understanding but if your luck just ain't right, you'll get someone who feeds on student's fear! HITLER REINCARNATE BEYBEH!

So far this are the Courses(Subjects) that I have taken so not all of them are listed.


HRM is not an easy Program!(again...course) If ever someone said to me that HRM student's got it easy and it's a stupid program...You bet I'll shove a Frying Pan down his throat and through his ass and say:
 "I learned that on HRM class!"

There is no such thing as an easy program... well sure some programs are hard as hell but HRM is no joke. Whenever you think of bashing on HRM students please do remember me holding a Frying Pan. Cheers! XD

I salute every HRM student's and graduates.

Tao1: Tol anong course mo?

Tao2:Charem!

Tao1: Ano yun?

Tao2: Hotel and Restoran!

Tao1: ano daw?

Imagine swallowing this....Mouthful huh?

The Ugliest Lobsters I have ever seen!

Sunday 12pm

Ako: Tita ano ulam?

Tita: Lobster

Ako: Hindi nga?  Lobster talaga tanghalian natin?

Tita: Oo naman.

Ako:*Tingin sa ulam* lobster ba to?  Hindi ba to sugpo?

Tita: Hindi yan sugpo, lobster yan.

Ako: Parang malaking sugpo kasi eh.

Tita: Lobster nga

Ako: okay pero… that has got to be THE UGLIEST LOBSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Pagdating ng lolo ko sabi nya "Ipit-Ipit" daw yun, "Ipit-Ipit" ba yun? medyo labo ng pandinig ko eh. kumain nalang ako. masarap siya, lasang alimango, na hipon na ewan. Pag niluto mo ito parang nagluluto ka din ng hipon, with sprite and everything.

Pagtapos ko kumain tinanong ko ulit yung lolo ko kung ano yung tawag sa lobster na yun, sabi niya nakalimutan na niya daw yung sinabi niya. damn! sayang! di ko na tuloy alam kung lobster ba talaga yun!

kayo na mag decide eto ang picture:

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